MINIONS, SERVANTS, SOLDIERS OF THE HOLY LIGHT ! OBEY THE CALL OF THE ALLIANCE !!!
Hear ye, hear ye! All heroes are called upon to heed these words!
A call to arms has been issued by the https://classic.wowhead.com/object=175746/the-alliance-of-lordaeron ! All able bodied individuals are entreated to take up arms against the dark threat of the Kor Kron scum all across the lands of Azeroth ! Rumors fly of new threats rising from the depths of the Abyss !
Travel across the land and slay as many as you can, wherever and whenever you encounter the filth, kill 'em and bring their parts to your quartermasters ! Any https://classic.wowhead.com/item=18207/orc-tooth , https://classic.wowhead.com/item=18147/forsaken-heart , https://classic.wowhead.com/item=18145/tauren-hoof or https://classic.wowhead.com/item=18146/darkspear-troll-mojo will do but feel free to get any other parts you get to chop off of the slippery scum and you'll be rewarded handsomely for your brave efforts !!! Volunteers are coming from all parts of the land to join the Dwarven Defenders, we shall lead the Vanguard against the rotting scourge of Kor Krons, on whatever Realm they choose to infest with their dark slimy presence !
Go now and remember: I won't hold it against you if you die.....but I WILL hold it against you if you die without taking at least one of those bastards WITH YOU TO THE AFTERLIFE and one day when I finally join you there I'll be tormenting you to the end of time, worse than any bloody hell spawn you could ever imagine !!!
https://classic.wowhead.com/quest=1053/in-the-name-of-the-light & https://classic.wowhead.com/object=202003/uther-the-lightbringer !!!
FOR THE ALLIANCE!
Heavy heals incoming
Dearest Uncle Ganus McAnus,
You claim to be teaching your followers about https://classic.wowhead.com/item=18359/the-light-and-how-to-swing-it but those of us on the HORDE can tell you're speaking from your https://classic.wowhead.com/item=12849/demon-kissed-sack
Calling for a https://classic.wowhead.com/object=293898/horde-bounty makes you nothing but a https://classic.wowhead.com/item=13052/warmonger and you can bet we'll rise up to challenge you, https://classic.wowhead.com/quest=4974/for-the-horde
I'm calling all members of the Horde, leave McAnus and his ALLIANCE nothing but https://classic.wowhead.com/object=191530/charred-wreckage and https://classic.wowhead.com/item=6083/broken-tears in our wake! From https://classic.wowhead.com/quest=538/southshore to the https://classic.wowhead.com/quest=6221/deadwood-of-the-north let not a single PC, NPC, or honorless target escape your grasp. We shall fight with a https://classic.wowhead.com/item=7077/heart-of-fire against you!
Rise up Horde, under the https://classic.wowhead.com/spell=16609/warchiefs-blessing ! Lok Tar Ogar!
For the horde!!
on whatever Realm they choose to infest with their dark slimy presence !
Haha, You're gonna roll on our server?
UNCLE GANUS MCANUS, I'M GOING TO WEAR YOUR FACE AS MY NEW FACE
I heard they're rolling on the RP-PvP server, better keep an eye out!
Today Is a Good Day to Die…..
…...and some cold Beer
Citizens of the Alliance, members of the Horde!
Don't indulge yourself in https://classic.wowhead.com/spell=16791/furious-anger and stop the https://classic.wowhead.com/spell=23881/bloodthirst y talk at once!
Did you already forget that this whole world was on the brink of https://classic.wowhead.com/spell=24543/massive-destruction not long ago and how we - Alliance and Horde united - fought the https://classic.wowhead.com/quest=4143/haze-of-evil at mount https://classic.wowhead.com/zone=616/hyjal ?
Now that the evil was https://classic.wowhead.com/spell=710/banish ed thanks to https://classic.wowhead.com/quest=8371/concerted-efforts , shouldn't we all be thankful and return to our homes?
I'm sure everyone of us can tell a story https://classic.wowhead.com/item=14679/of-love-and-family .
There's surely enough space in https://classic.wowhead.com/object=208941/azeroth for all of us, don't you think?
This world needs https://classic.wowhead.com/spell=20552/cultivation , not another war!
Let's not reopen old sores, but make use of https://classic.wowhead.com/spell=20599/diplomacy and exchange bouquets of https://classic.wowhead.com/item=2447/peacebloom s.
May we all be guided on our journeys by the https://classic.wowhead.com/quest=776/rites-of-the-earthmother !
A noble pursuit Synergy, but alas I fear some alliance filth may be beyond saving, if not as fertilizer for said peacebloom..
unidentifiable sounds of mrglroar
By the https://classic.wowhead.com/item=3018/hide-of-lupos , I say ! Just what I need: a new https://classic.wowhead.com/npc=31/furbolg coat !!
Haha, You're gonna roll on our server?
By the https://classic.wowhead.com/spell=14083/dirty-deeds of https://classic.wowhead.com/npc=2789/skuerto , I say ! Your server ?!? YOUR SERVER ?!? Listen here you https://classic.wowhead.com/npc=3928/rotting-slime , it's gonna be "your" server for the first 3 steps you take: login screen, character creation and starting zone, as soon as you Kor Kron filth start crawling out of your maggot lairs and getting anywhere near contested zones we're gonna be wiping those brainless smiles off of your ugly mugs !!!
blah blaah blaaabbity blah
By the https://classic.wowhead.com/item=22798/might-of-menethil , I say ! What's this https://classic.wowhead.com/npc=2442/cow blabbing about ?!? Where's that bloody useless https://classic.wowhead.com/npc=3935/toddrick when you need him ?!?
It's sad to see a man of the https://classic.wowhead.com/spell=635/holy-light , who - like https://classic.wowhead.com/npc=4052/cenarion-druid s and https://classic.wowhead.com/npc=11683/horde-shaman s - is supposed to provide https://classic.wowhead.com/spell=14901/spiritual-guidance to his kin, has https://classic.wowhead.com/quest=4242/abandoned-hope and heritage https://classic.wowhead.com/quest=5651/in-favor-of-darkness , just like a well-known prince before him - a man who thought he would be doing https://classic.wowhead.com/quest=4286/the-good-stuff , but brought nothing but utter despair to this world.
But know this:
We druids may be the keepers of creation and https://classic.wowhead.com/item=18725/peacemaker s, but we will maintain the balance by all means if necessary.
Sometimes you have to displant the https://classic.wowhead.com/item=12737/gloom-weed to save the https://classic.wowhead.com/quest=456/the-balance-of-nature .
Come to your https://classic.wowhead.com/spell=30894/heightened-senses or bear the consequences!
You wouldn't be the https://classic.wowhead.com/quest=6182/the-first-and-the-last to underestimate the https://classic.wowhead.com/quest=9338/allegiance-to-cenarion-circle , because we surely know more than how to https://classic.wowhead.com/spell=23416/pillow-fight .
You will understand this once your https://classic.wowhead.com/quest=6001/body-and-heart was https://classic.wowhead.com/spell=1079/rip ped, https://classic.wowhead.com/spell=24684/chain-burn ed by https://classic.wowhead.com/spell=8921/moonfire and eaten alive by https://classic.wowhead.com/spell=5570/insect-swarm s.
Take this as a https://classic.wowhead.com/object=235686/warning-note !
Where were the horde druids and shamans during burning of Teldrassil? Synergy
I heard they're rolling on the RP-PvP server, better keep an eye out!
oof, cold.